04
Nov
09

Why I Love Handel

I’ve had La Resurezzione playing pretty much non-stop since I got it four days ago. And it’s kind of sunk in somehow – a bringing back to life, celebrating the triumph of light over darkness.

It’s been getting dark here in Scotland. I don’t particularly like the winter, it pulls my mood down, it weakens my spirit. But listening to this beautiful recording by Emmanuel Haim and her gang has brought spring back into my life.

So thank you Handel once again for reminding me to resist the darkness, to carpe diem, to embrace what makes life great and wonderful and not give in to the tendency we all carry to grumble and complain. You remind me that we need the winter to appreciate the coming of spring, and that everything renews somehow or other, sooner or later. The sun – ’scure the pun – will rise again:

… not the Haim but you get the idea!

03
Nov
09

It Never Rains But it Pours…

Well you wait years for a Sonia Prina in a white shirt to come along and then two come at once! This one from another friend of Purity – Violet in Somerset. Dear readers you shouldn’t, really… though if you do happen across an Adrianne Pieczonka then actually you should, you really should!

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You know you could put someone's eye out with that thing. (c) Unknown

All smutty thoughts about steely lengths should be put aside now please. I’ll have you know this is a respectable site…

PS Is it just me or is there a touch of Joan Jett about that shot?

 

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Joan and Sonia.... Separated at Birth? (c) Unknown

What do you mean “who’s Joan Jett?”!

 

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Joan Jett Truly, Truly, Rocks (c) Unknown

She’s the Goddess of the Guitar.

Oh, and did I mention she’s 51. Yeah. 51. In. That. Video. Mind you don’t hit your head as you faint there.

02
Nov
09

White Shirt Monday: Sonia Prina

Well it’s been a bit of a Sonia Prina fest chez McCall this weekend, what with her lovely new website and her fantastic performance in the new Haim recording of Handel’s La Resurezzione. And then our friend in Paris, the lovely Styx, kindly supplies the long sought after “Sonia Prina in a white shirt”, once again proving that there is little a gang of opera dykes can’t achieve if they put their collective mind to it. The IMF might want to bear that in mind as they ponder the global credit crunch:

  • fiscal stimulus number 1: all citizens to be provided with tax relief on white shirts
  • fiscal stimulus number 2: all opera singers beloved of the opera dyke fraternity to be provided with a grant towards the construction *and* maintenance of a decent website
  • fiscal stimulus number 3: Bayerische Staatsoper to be required to mount a ‘Kasarova season’  consisting of Agrippina, Alcina, La Clemenza di Tito,  and  Orpheé et Eurydice. All bona fide opera dykes to be given a special 10 euro seat price for the orchestra and first balcony. To prevent fraud there will be a test. Sample questions: In which production did Kasarova wipe a tear from her face? and How many times does Kasarova roll her sleeves up before getting down with Röschmann in La Clemenza di Tito? In cases of doubt applicants will be required to watch the Salzburg Parto Parto. Anyone failing to cry will be disqualified.
  • fiscal stimulus number 4: flight tax to be removed for all low cost airlines flying into cities with active opera houses.

But wait, I’m wandering off point here. So without further ado, and after a very long search, we finally have the Prina in a White Shirt. Now just got to get one of Adrianne Pieczonka and I can rest easy!

 

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The Much Sought After Sonia Prina White Shirt Shot (c) Unknown

We are thinking there could be a new category – White Shirt with Hair Tousling…

01
Nov
09

His name is Marco, he’s a web designer

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So not only does he design great websites for opera singers who are in touch with 21st century marketing, but he’s the kid of cool web designer who responds immediately when someone lets him know of a little bug with one of his sites. Now that’s what I call service. I really hope that more singers out there take notice of this guy – he designs great sites, he seems to have a real understanding of what the opera audience wants and needs from a singer’s website (the Google Map links to venues on the upcoming events page  is just one sweet example of a designer with a good feel for his users), and he’s responsive. Worth every penny he gets paid and then some. Opera singers are a funny bunch and their fans are even funnier – they need a very particular kind of site and Marco De Liso knows just what to give them.

I know most of these singers have to pay for their own sites (why on earth they don’t get that written in to their management contracts I don’t know but hey that’s between them and their managers!) and a lot of them even have to do their own site updates (which no doubt explains the sad phenomenon of the good site that doesn’t get updated). So it’s even more important that guys like Marco should be nurtured and given more chances to do this kind of work. It’s definitely a niche web design and marketing area that benefits from people who have a special interest and / or feel for it… like Marco! Be nice if he could figure out a good spin-off business doing affordable content management and updating for the singers too – like I said the pretty but out-of-date site is almost as bad as the no or really bad site.

01
Nov
09

Her name is Sonia, she is a singer

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I’ve been enjoying the wonderful new recording of Handel’s rocking, life-enhancing, Italian sun infused, foot-tapping oratorio (though really it’s an opera in all but name, having been written when opera was still banned) La Resurezzione. This new recording is from Emmanuelle Haim and features a fantastic gaggle of singers (Kate Royal,  Camilla Tilling, and our blog subject today – Sonia Prina).

If I could only pick one Handel piece to listen too for the rest of my life, I’m pretty sure it’d be this – if only because in listening to it you get hints and even complete chunks of some of his later and now more famous operas (Agrippina especially!). This is a recording that pays full dues to the youthful drive and energy Handel poured in to his works at this period – a young man and full of the joys of life in Rome, this just drips with grand passion of both the spiritual and the sensual variety.

La Resurezzione led me to finally put together a post about the incredible contralto Sonia Prina. If the 90s saw the emergence of the superstar mezzos (Kasarova, Bartoli, et al), the noughties are I suspect the era when the contraltos emerge from the wings; Stutzmann, Mijanovic and Prina in particular have really drawn attention to that incredible range. Prina’s voice is dripping with depth and emotion, her Mary Cloephas is deeply, deeply touching and left me shuddering. The other thing Prina brings is incredible technical virtouisity. So if you haven’t heard of her before, this is probably a good starting point:

Sonia Prina you are unbelievable! What a display of skill. And I love that cute little smile she has to herself at the end, as if she is thinking “Yeah, Vivaldi I *own* you!”. And she does. That’s a tough piece anyway, and the conductor certainly increased the challenge with a pace that makes Minkowski sound like Harnoncourt. Thanks (again) to ssiroe for the upload and those crazy Polish folks for loving baroque so much they keep the TV airwaves filled with it!

And the prompt to post on her also led me to her new revamped website. It’s a *great* example of how a singer should promote themselves – great design, lots of lovely sound, Youtube and image goodies. And finally – YAY – a white shirt shot :) Though sadly embedded in the dreaded flash viewer so I’ll have to leave you to go poke around the site and find it yourself ;) Be warned, the site is a little buggy under MAC OS X Snow Leopard, Firefox fares better than Safari. I’ve mailed the site designer and hopefully they can resolve the odd redirect server problems that currently beset it. But those are minor niggles – the good news is this is a site for the punters who want to know what, when, where. And like to check things out on Youtube. Thank you for giving us a site that exploits the web for us opera lovers fully.

30
Oct
09

TGIVK Friday: Orpheé

I don’t need ANY excuse to post images of the queen of the trouser role mezzo sopranos, Vesselina Kasarova. But the fact the she finally has a new website, and that it informs us that there will be a new La Clemenza di Tito in Toulouse in 2012, does seem to be the perfect excuse were one needed.

Now as I have never been able to find ‘the perfect Sesto’ and ‘the perfect Orphee’ images I thought I’d grasp the nettle and do some screen grabs for a change. Hold on to your white shirts ladies (and VirtualRich – though you really have to stop hanging about here people will talk), it’s TGIVK-Friday.

These images are from the DVD of Gluck’s Orpheé et Eurydice. Click on the image and you can watch the relevant aria on Youtube (ain’t technology, and kind Youtubers, great!). And if you want to know more before committing to buy (though after these two I can’t see why you would need to think twice) then there’s a great review here.

 

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Amour viens rendre à mon ame. Thanks pockhair

 

Kasarova as Orphee. Screengrab.

J'ai perdu mon Eurydice. Thanks Arashi110!

Of course it ain’t TGIVK Friday till Sesto sings… but let’s save that for next week :) Well, perhaps just one little image* to keep us going, come back next week for the video and more of the same…

 

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I know Dorothea, I feel the same when I get my hands on a beautiful woman in a white shirt! It's like Christmas Day all over again... Only question is - do you unwrap your present before or after breakfast? Answer: both.

* And for the cognoscenti reader… I hope you appreciate how much time it took to get just exactly *that smile* in a single frame :)

30
Oct
09

Lest We Forget

 

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The New BBC Suffragettes Archive Collection

Darling best GBF brings news of a wonderful new development at Auntie (the BBC)… Now he who has been dragged over the many (many) years we have known each other to many a lesbian bar, event and subtext-y opera has proven himself to be a true friend of the female of the species. Indeed he sat manfully (!) through a rather turgid National Theatre production of a suffragette themed play last  year just so I could indulge my love of under-bustle sapphic action (Upstairs Downstairs had a whole different agenda in my mind!). And now he brings us news of further sources of interest for those of us proud to call ourselves feminists – a whole archive of incredible historical nuggets re. the suffragettes.

This archive seems to me to epitomise everything that is wonderful and noble about Auntie. It’s something that is vital to our cultural heritage, that the digital era affords, and for which there is no profitable business model. That is to say, this is exactly the sort of thing the Beeb was set up to do, and is the reason why I still happily pay my licence fee. In all the ‘market driven’ arguing about whether the Beeb is unfair competition we forget (at our peril) one very simple thing – the BBC does (incredibly well) what no market driven institution can do; it protects and promotes our cultural heritage.

 

Ethel Smyth famously developed a late onset (age 72) crush on Virginia Woolf. Image (c) equally wonderful New York Public Library Digital Library.

Ethel Smyth (right) famously developed a late onset crush on Virginia Woolf. Image (c) equally wonderful New York Public Library Digital Library.

The site is full of original recordings, later interviews with suffragettes famous and not-so, and  lots of fantastic background history and commentary. Everything you need to know and then some!

Perhaps most charming of all the extracts is Vera Brittain (in a voice only a certain class of lady speaking on the BBC in the 50s could possibly have mustered) introducing us to the story of how the beautifully eccentric composer, Sapphist (so much nicer than ‘dyke’) and suffragette Dame Ethel Smyth ended up doing 2 months in Holloway Prison. My favourite moment is when Dame Ethel herself says; “(..) relays of women produced hammers from their muffs and handbags.”  Personally speaking I never go anywhere without a hammer. Or a muff.

[That answer your question Darling Boy? :) ]

30
Oct
09

She’s Here!

 

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Screen Grab of then new VK SIte

Finally the new Kasarova website is up – and it looks GREAT.

But what looks best of all is… confirmation of the November 2010 Alcina. But the good news doesn’t end there! A new Tito. In Toulouse. In 2012. Now surely gals that HAS to be a gathering of the white shirt clan? Book those flights now Tender Smile, we finally get to see her Sesto together :)

Sorry. Lost power of coherent thought. More on the website later.

30
Oct
09

hold on… she’s coming!

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Look if Inma says it's true, it's true. You're getting a new website! I... Know... I can't believe it either!

Thanks to Inma for bringing us the news and Smorgy for pointing out that Inma was bringing us the news (ah the Kasarovian Army in full flow is a wonder to behold) but it seems like at last the (Drag) King of the White Shirt Vesselina Kasarova is getting a new, and one hopes regulalry updated, website! So no more excuses for not being able to work out those 2 years hence holiday and work plans around the VK schedule :)

The site is currently sporting a lovely if rather minimal and appropriately white covering (i.e. there ain’t nothing there yet). But Inma assures us all will be resolved soon. Top of my site wishlist? Well a complete and up to date list of upcoming performances of course. And some more of those essays she started posting back in the day. Oh, and of course, some new white shirt photos. Hey, look, I can dream can’t I!

And while I am at it… Sonia Prina and Adrianne Pieczonka - any white shirt shot would be good! God knows I’ve looked and I just can’t find one. Particularly sad in the case of Ms Pieczonka as she is actually (out) family! You would think she at least would have one. Come on woman, you gotta have a white shirt lurking somewhere… go check out that cupboard with the straight leg Levis, Blondie t-shirt and the Doc Martens from the 80s! And Sonia with an eye… anyone who looks that much like Liza with a zee simply has to have one somewhere!

Anyway, back to the breaking news about the VK website. It’s a bit like La Bartoli’s website unveiling (but with less hair tossing, and more white shirts), all very exciting! Just what we need to cheer up a dreary Scottish winter. So hold on gang, she’s coming:

BTW Now that was how to move a white shirt… Sam and Dave you got down, got up, and got down again!

30
Oct
09

Express Yourself

Going away for a few days is always hard when you have kids. But that first night back always brings special rewards, as you find yourself being especially absorbed by them, filled again with the wonder of them that the daily grind sometimes obscures.

Tonight it was watching my oldest son, all of 9 years old, falling in love with this when it randomly came up on iTunes DJ as he was getting ready for bed.

I love realising that they have fallen in love with a piece of music; wondering what it is that has hooked them (in the case I think the rhythm, son number 1 is learning to drum and seems to be very attuned to rhythm at the moment). Of course there is a tiny touch of bittersweetness too as once again I am reminded that he is not mine. He’s his own person, with his own inner life – huge swathes of which I’ll never know about. Just the bits he lets me in on. Which is as it should be of course. And really what could be more beautiful than watching someone learn that music is a wonderful way to “Express Yourself”:

25
Oct
09

Salome in San Francisco: Not Quite the Full Monty

Nadja Michael in Salome San Francisco 2009, (c) Cory Weaver

Nadja Michael in Salome San Francisco 2009, (c) Cory Weaver

(Warning – if you are of a sensitive disposition or under 16 you might not want to read on, it’s Salome after all!).

Given that I don’t actually like Strauss all that much, or indeed at all, why have I seen Salome twice in the last couple of years? Two reasons, one minor and one major.

The minor reason is that it’s mercifully short! Unlike dear Der Rosenkavalier. I know, I’m an opera dyke I ought to love Der R but really there are bits that remind me of that feeling you get usually about two thirds of the way through an 11 hour flight when you feel like now would be a good time to gouge your own eyes out with a plastic coffee stirrer before running screaming up and down the aisle begging someone to end it all for you. Which brings me to San Francisco and the major reason I have seen Salome twice in the last couple of years – Nadja Michael. But let’s begin at the beginning…

Once again I found myself straight off a long haul flight and into the delightful environs of SF Opera House (last time was for Idomeneo). The house always reminds me of an opera house as envisioned by a pre-pubsecent girly girl – dainty and cute and just a teeny bit over the top but saved by youthful enthusiasm. The audience was the usual US mix of improbable groupings; the gaggle of girls that look like they got lost on the way to a Just Because I’m a Virgin for Jesus Doesn’t Mean I don’t want to Look Smokin’ Party, the bored executives dragged there by even more bored suburban housewives who really will go to anything that gives them an opportunity to wear their Armani and (tasteful) bling. The 70s throwback sporting vintage Bill Blass and a suspiciously glazed look in the eyes. The, this being SF, large number of gay couples in perfect evening wear and with beautifully manicured nails. And the opera dykes, sporting regulation short and neat fingernails and looking very excited (this being an ‘audiences are warned there may be nudity’ performance…). I was interested to note that in SF it’s white trousers and not white shirts that seem de rigeur for ODs. Not sure I approve. Not after Labor Day at any rate.

The last time I saw Salome was the David McVicar Covent Garden production. I adored it. It really got to grips with the deep perversion at the heart of the story in a way that was perhaps surprisingly ‘tasteful’ and, less surprisingly, thoughtful (though without shying away from the obvious in the libretto, or indeed the opportunity for nudity and general debauchery). And Michael was immense. She prowled around the stage like a wild animal and you really just could *not* take your eyes off her. And her voice – good god does she know how to fill a sonic environment. It was a sensual overdose that left me and a good portion of the audience in London that night reeling. Of course as I have discussed here before, she’s had the usual round of ill-informed and quite frankly I suspect “cut n pasted” reviews here in sunny California, cobbled together by people one struggles to accept were actually at the same performance banging on about ‘well when she finishes transitioning from a mezzo her voice might settle’ – the Michael’s equivalent of the Kasarova is mannered meme. A notable exception was Michael Swed in the LA Times – very insightful review that picked up on some cultural politics re. the production that as a Brit I wondered about but am not well placed to comment on.

Now I don’t think even the most ardent Michael fan would argue that she is a technically pure or solid singer. She isn’t. She wobbles around the place a bit. Some of those notes are not quite ’spot on’, especially at the extremes of her range. Even an opera punter like me can spot that. And in both London and San Francisco this meant that sometimes the more demanding bravura tessitura moments (of which there are many in Salome!) get a little hair raising. But this is a maniacal teenage girl caught up in a malevolent environment where the excess stakes just keep getting pushed higher and higher. There were a couple of wild sudden pitch drops that whilst from a purist point of view left a lot to be desired, from a dramatic performance point of view make a whole lot of sense. And there’s the thing with Michael, what you get is performance. Full on, full blooded, ‘here let me grab you by the hair and throw you around the bed stage for a few hours’ kind of performance. She’s the Grace Jones of the opera world. And we got that again here in San Francisco. But it was all just a little… less… than in London. Less aggressive, less transgressive, and ultimately less satisfying. Though there were moments when she blew the jet lag right out my befuddled mind and had me sitting up straight in my seat waiting for the aural equivalent of a good slapping. And as in London the last 15 minutes or so had me holding my breath. But overall this was a significantly less believable Salome for me, and the fault lay not in Michael’s performance but in the strangely denuded production.

I suppose McVicar is a tough act to follow concept wise (and I should add in fairness that I had literally walked off an 11 hour flight, dumped my bags, slapped on some lippy, and hopped in a taxi to the opera house – I was a little jet lagged!) but I really just could not connect with this. And a little scene that unfolded in the row in front of me probably encapsulated the problem I had, and partially explains its roots. But more of that in a bit, first some basic information.

This was the second production for Nicola Luisotti, SF Opera’s latest music director. It was also his first and only shot this season on the podium with a non-Italian opera, the deal with SF Opera being he will conducted all Italian seasons bar one ’special’. Perhaps it’s the Italian tackling a big German piece issue, but he seemed to take on the ‘big Strauss sound’ just a little too enthusiastically. As with the Munich Jenufa this was a production that left some of the singers (though not it must be said Michael) struggling. Of course it’s Strauss, the orchestration is hefty stuff, but it can be taken too far. The night I was there this seemed to particularly affect Kim Begley’s Herod. Only Michael seemed to really have the sheer vocal power needed to cope. I was reminded again that whilst her voice may have some technical imperfections, she really does power above even the biggest orchestra sounds. Stage design felt like someone had ‘a good idea’ -the prison as camera lens – and got stuck there. Again as with Jenufa it really offerred little ‘extra’, nor did it provide a visual distraction during some of the tedious instrumental pieces – even short Strauss can drag on!

Salome Gets Flirty with the Veils, (c) Cory Weaver

Salome Gets Flirty with the Veils, (c) Cory Weaver

The directing was by way of choreographer Seán Curran with additional direction from James Robinson – and I wonder if perhaps Curran’s choreography instincts got in the way a little. There was too much attention focussed on the dance of the seven veils and not enough on the rest of the story. But sadly the dance just felt, well… twee. Adolescent. Don’t frighten the horses. And worst (and most truly perverse) of all – prurient. America has always struck me as being particularly schizophrenic about sex. On the one hand the porn industry is huge, on the other Janet Jackson pops a nipple and the world grinds to a halt. Americans seem to really struggle with frankness around public discourse of sex. And of course Salome isn’t just a discourse about sex, but sex as a manifestation of power and corruption and baseness. About the battle between good (virginity) and evil (sexuality). Now it’s Strauss, it was Germany in the time of Freud, and really though the psycho-babble drivel at the heart of the opera is not to my political or philosophical tastes, this has to be taken on. It’s the heart of the story. You have to engage with it, if only to problematise it. Soft coating, as here in San Francisco, seems to me the real perversion. And of course as a Scot I recognise that regressive soft coating impulse very well, we have it too. In Edinburgh we use the term ‘all fur coat and nae knickers’ – Scots have sex, they just don’t talk about it, ever. And if they do the call it ’sacks’. In a whisper. With a face to indicate distaste at uttering the very word.

Sadly for Salome though this meant that the seven veils was a bit like watching some repressed housefrau trying to ’seduce her man’ having read an article in Cosmo about ‘Ways to Drive him Wild with Desire’. It was just not dirty enough. Which was a huge shock as Nadja Michael has enough sex appeal to stun an elephant under normal circumstances. But this Salome was just not perverse (in a good way) enough, and therefore just not really engaging at any level – sexual or intellectual. Of course Michael being Michael it wasn’t without its pleasures, but it really just did not get the brass ring!

The dance was symptomatic of a whole production that seemed to have been designed to avoid scaring the audience with anything too in your face. And sadly it slipped into cliche a little too often for my tastes. Case in point was the ending,  with a clumsy and uncomfortable looking executioner (oh how I longed for the drop dead gorgeous naked body of McVicar’s production – now that was an executioner who knew who to wield a steely length!) creeping cod-dramatically up on Salome and a mis-timed lights out adding to the sense of Salome: The High School production.

As I said, everything was very much built around the dance of the seven veils. Now I always have problems with this. In most productions, as here and as it was for Strauss, this is the dranatic heart of the opera. The moment when the full debauchery of the times is laid (usually literally, if fleetingly) bare.  Whilst dramatically the heart for the whole piece (if rather crudely; Strauss wasn’t exactly noted for his firm take on gender politics in the era of psychoanalysis) I always feel that this is where a good director could really begin to skewer and update the politics of Salome.

Let’s not pull any punches here. The woman is about to fuck herself with the severed head of John the Baptist. Yes. It’s shocking. It’s meant to be. The dance of the seven veils starts off as a sexy tease, lots of hints and flashes, but do you really think Salome ended coyly covering her bits, as Michaels was made to do here? Of course she bloody didn’t. This is the point to turn up the perversity volume, not with a quick flash of flesh and a wannabe Lolita caught with knickers down ’shy’ look. This is where Salome does the female with no power equivalent to slapping her dick on the table. Well it would be in my version anyway! This is where Salome really lets Herod have it, grabs him by the balls and shows him exactly why he will send her John’s head on a plate any minute now. As it was, I was left worrying that if she rubbed herself any more vigorously with those veils she was going to have a science experiment hair sticking up moment. And that’s really not what I should be thinking at that point in a Michael’s Salome.

Salome worried she maybe may that shave a little to close. (c) Cory Weaver

Salome worried she maybe made that shave a little t0o close. (c) Cory Weaver

What would I have done differently? Well for a start – if you are going to flaunt Nadja Michael naked on stage for god’s sake don’t turn it into some tame 50s soft porn tableaux. Salome is (driven) barking mad. She’s using the only thing she has that gives her any power in her perverted and crazy world – her sexuality – to try and manipulate Herod. It’s Soddom for god’s sake!! Why have her standing there coyly covering her breasts and pubic mound? It’s just so false and immature. It’s not truthful. Now I am guessing that there are not that many opera singers around today who would be willing to go full frontal, full monty for Strauss. But I suspect Michael would be one who would, can and could. If London was Michael’s as caged animal released and on the prowl, this was Michael’s as caged animal very firmly still in the cage and made to dress up in a cute little outfit for fear her bits shock the good townsfolk. The director was obviously very fond of the balanced on the bum on the floor, arched back, tits out and toes pointed look (especially same draped with veil). He repeated it over and over. And whist Michael has a fantastic physique and is clearly very, very, fit, this was not sexy stuff. This was sexy as imagined in suburban USA. This was shower gel TV ad territory. This was soft, soft porn. This was Garanca as Carmen, not Kasarova or Antonacci.

But veils aside, for me the real ‘meat’ (excuse the pun) in Salome is the final scene with the severed head. And here that was rather underplayed, well in so far as anything involving  Michael could ever be regarded as underplayed. It was almost painful to watch the last 15 minutes where Michael was clearly channelling her wild last 15 minutes in London. But without the final release! Yes there were hints a plenty about exactly how much pleasure John the Baptist’s head was giving her. But no real letting rip. Instead of having the observations on palace life filtered through the dance, I wanted to see someone really take on the issues in Salome in the final scene. Even in Herod’s palace the sight of Salome getting off on a severed head would have had an impact. The mother’s role, the state’s, the religious power base and its involvement in this, all can be seen as the logical outcome of the absence of political balance in this society. Salome is the signifier of political depravity, not sexual depravity. And that’s a message that resonates very profoundly in society even today. Look at the banker’s. Salome fucked herself with the severed head of John the Baptist. The banker’s fuck themselves with the severed head of democracy. And in both cases the crimes are afforded by the perversity of those who stand by appearing good and pious from the front, but go round the back and watch them going at it!

The whole problem was perfectly illustrated by our very own little drama in the stalls in front of me. There sat mommy and her girl, who looked around 14/15 but was quite possibly younger, this being America land of the tennage girls who look freakishly old. I spotted her as we sat down and really wondered what on earth mommy, who looked slightly edgy suburban, but nevertheless firmly suburban, was doing there with girl? Now I’m not saying that a 14 year old could not take and/or appreciate Salome. But this girl really did not look the type. Perfectly coy ‘hints of sexiness that she really had no intention of living up to’ outfit, perfectly coiffed hair. Sitting very upright and attentive. All fine pretty much all the way through till the dance of the seven veils. Mommy started to get a little anxious then – glancing repeatedly at girl. Girl started looking quite fidgety. And I started thinking that the idiot behind me who was rustling sweet wrappers all the way through the bloody production (an opera audience first for me!) was the least of the distractions in the stalls.

By the time the head was lopped mommy was clearly freaking out and girl’s coiffure began rather amusingly to mirror her inner discomfort; without her touching it I watched it quite literally unravel in front of my eyes. As the true meaning of giving Salome head began to be  hinted at one could see both mommy and girl were now well and truly out of their comfort zone. To their credit they both stayed the course – girl staring firmly straight ahead and mommy staring at girl. But really – what on earth were they thinking this was? And judging by the look on some of the audience’s faces as they fled the auditorium before the curtain hit the stage they were not alone in their shock. But the only shocking thing about this Salome was how tame it was. How sexless.

It’s like the audience thought they knew what it’s about, thought they could take it. And then discover they really didn’t and couldn’t. And that sums up the production. It thinks it knows what Salome is about. Thinks it can do it. But it really doesn’t and it really didn’t. And the frustrating thing was, I know Michaels does, and did in London. It was the American prurience (in matters political as well as matters sexual) that did for this production. Great as she is, and I really do believe she owns Salome, not even Michael ultimately could make this castrated Salome work.

That said SF Opera are very lucky they have her as she saved the production from being unwatchable. Worth every cent if (like me) you appreciate the sight and sound of one of the world’s most exciting dramatic sopranos. If you are nearby go see her while you can. There are still tickets on sale for Tuesday Oct 27 2009 at 8 pm, Friday Oct 30 2009  at 8 pm , and Sunday Nov 1 2009  at 2 pm.

22
Oct
09

Jenůfa in Munich: great house, shame about the conducting!

The Stunning Munich Opera House (c) Bayerische Staatsoper

The Stunning Munich Opera House (c) Bayerische Staatsoper

Well it’s taken long enough but last weekend I finally made it to Munich Opera House on the arm of my tender smile (which seemed to rather disconcert some of the folks in the bar but it’s Germany so they were more curious than hostile). And well worth the wait it was – what a house! From the grand entrance to the Mirror Hall to the eye wateringly high, ear caressingly fantastic acoustics in the top balcony where we perched ourselves it was amazing. All in all it made me really long to see something deserving of that huge, gorgeous space and wildly enthusiastic audience.

Sadly for all involved Jenůfa wasn’t quite it, though it was still a great night out for all sorts of reasons, not least of which was TS in her white shirt ;)

Eva Maria Westboek Collapses in Exhaustion Trying to Battle the Orchestra. Jenufa, Munich 09 (c) Bayerische Staatsoper

Eva Maria Westbroek Collapses in Exhaustion Trying to Battle the Orchestra. Jenufa, Munich 09 (c) Bayerische Staatsoper

The music is, one would think, hardly the stuff of an avid early music fan’s dreams. But  actually I really like it – full of drama and inventive use of instrumental ‘voices’. That said I’ll be the first to admit that in the wrong hands it can teeter perilously close to Hollywood soundtrack ‘who killed Bambi?’ territory. And sadly, for me at any rate, this particular night it was indeed a case of The Wrong Hands. The orchestra belted out this stuff as if their very lives depended on it and conductor Tomáš Hanus gesticulated so wildly my mother’s shouts of you’ll put someone’s eye out with that thing kept popping to mind.

Particularly unforgivable was the drowning out of Munich veteran Helga Dernesch in the second act. After all if a Wagner specialist like Deborah Polaski can’t fight the hyperactive conducting (and she couldn’t), what chance the 70 year old Dernesch?

World of Laminate Clearance Sale On Now! (c) Bayerische Staatsoper

World of Laminate Clearance Sale On Now! (c) Bayerische Staatsoper

Bettina Meyer’s set was a little too slavishly true to the desolate heart of this tale of infanticide and harsh living for my tastes. I longed for something to look at in the first act shades of grey landscape, though the house set of Acts 2 and 3 was amusingly reminiscent of my 70s childhood (the West Coast of Scotland being not unlike large swathes of Eastern Europe at that time). As TS pointed out, minimalist needn’t be visually unengaging, witness the recent Loy staging of Lucrezia Borgia in Munich. This just didn’t draw me in or illuminate the production in a way that added to the weight of the piece.

But really the big draw of the evening was Eva-Maria Westbroek. Her voice (when it could be heard) was beautiful, but sadly the directing left her very exposed dramatically. There were no Macbeth style moments of intensely great acting this time round. Fair enough, this is soap opera territory so perhaps not entirely unexpected that. And I am partial to the joys of soap, but soap needs to be done well to be effective. For the British reader it’s the difference between the acting in Corrie and the acting in Crossroads in the 70s. One is good, the other isn’t (for my overseas readers – the correct answer is ‘Corrie = good’…). This was Crossroads territory, If not actual Acorn Antiques.

Eva Maria Westbroek, Jenufa 09 (c) Bayerische Staatsoper

Eva-Maria Westbroek, Jenufa 09 (c) Bayerische Staatsoper

Though at least Westbroek was spared some of the more ‘Country Town Amateur Dramatics Society’ antics of a few of her colleagues. One moment in particular, in the words of the late great Frankie Howerd, had me stifling a titter!

But enough carping. This is a hugely involving and thoughtful piece, and the music though hard work is rewarding. There was some wonderful singing and actually had the orchestra been playing this sans voices I would probably have quite enjoyed the enthusiastic conducting. Although it was by no means a full house I did feel a nice happy warm glow at the enthusiastic reception the performers got. It maybe wasn’t too my taste but plenty of people really enjoyed it. And well done Munich for staging more challenging work. However all in all I left longing to see this done in the more ‘chamber style’ used in the previous staging by conductor Nikolaus Bachler.

So that’s Munich till December and Kasarova at the Herkulesalle. I suspect that’s more of a sure thing good night out. Next opera fix though is Salome in San Francisco in a couple of days time. No danger of visual boredom there :)

22
Oct
09

You lucky Spaniards!

CeciTopnTail

Better weather, better food, better wine, and now more Bartoli too! So. Not. Fair.

Back in ’sunny’ Scotland from a wonderful few days in Munich to bad weather and bad food and no time to really enjoy my Sacrificium CD. And now I hear that those lucky Spaniards are getting a whole host of new concerts:

SACRIFICIUM with Il Giardino Armonico and Giovanni Antonini
10 Dec 2009: Barcelona – Palau de la Musica Catalana
12 Dec 2009: Madrid – Teatro Real
15 Dec 2009: Murcia – Auditorio Victor Villegas

RECITALS with Sergio Ciomei
21& 23 Feb 2010: Las Palmas – Teatro Perez Galdos

SACRIFICIUM with La Scintilla
8 April 2010: San Sebastian – Kursaal San Sebastian
10 April 2010: Bilbao – Teatro Arriaga
12 April 2010: Oviedo – Auditorio Principe Felipe
14 April 2010: Santiago – Auditorio de Galicia
17 April 2010: Valladolid – Auditorio y Centro de Congresos Miguel Delibes
19 April 2010: Vitoria – Teatro Principal

Full details on La Bartoli’s wonderous website.

Come on Cecilia… what’s wrong with the UK (well, other than the obvious; weather, food, dull-witted music critics, etc.)? Skip London, come get a warm Glasgow greeting. We’ll provide the haggis and the whisky if you’d “gie us a tune doll” :) You know how much we loved you last time. Promise we will love you EVEN more now.

Ah well, at least I’m recovering from jet lag with Nadja Michael in San Francisco on Saturday night. Another chance to delight in quite the maddest Salome ever. And the forecast for there is sunshine and 70 degrees. Some consolation I guess. Just. Kinda. Actually not really!!

14
Oct
09

Purity McCall: Knowledge Worker (part 3)

I finally managed to track Kitten down after she had gone awol for a week – apparently the result of a chance encounter with a Lithuanian lady truck driver in a motorway service station just outside Liverpool. The lady truck driver was far less of a surprise than discovering that Kitten had been in Liverpool, or for that matter in a motorway service station. Life is short and my nerves are fragile so I chose not to enquire any further, simply prodded dear Kitten until she managed another missive in the saga of Purity McCall: Knowledge Worker.

Purity McCall: Knowledge Worker

(A novella of distinction by R. Kitten Deveare-Smith)

(PART ONE) (PART TWO) PART THREE

“Purity honey what’s up?” inquired a concerned Rock as Purity stormed into his office looking for all the world like a New England dame who has just discovered her table at the Russian Tea Rooms has been double booked. The sight of that angelic face staring up at her from the huge 1950s Parker Knoll oak console Dirk had bid a ridiculous sum for 2 summers ago in Prague, puppy dog eyes full of concern and compassion, instantly dissipated the foul humour her confusing encounter with Catherine had left her in.

“Oh nothing baby cheeks, just chick stuff you know! Okay, let’s get those flights booked. I’ll call Harry Bellestar and see if he can find us somewhere to crash on Caprice. We’ve got a nasty little ram bot hacker to catch.”

Purity threw herself down onto the enormous sofa that lined one wall of Rock’s office, grabbed the data pad from her wrist strap and looked up Harry’s number. It had been over two years since she had seen him but she was sure he’d help. Harry Bellestar had been what she liked to think of as an interesting diversion from her Sapphic path. They had met 5 years ago at an international ostrich farming convention in Soggy Bottom Hollow, New Mexico. Harry was louche, loud and lugubrious – everything Purity found irresistible in a woman. It had never occurred to her she might find these same qualities equally attractive in a man, until Harry. It helped, she had supposed afterward, that he was also slight and rather effeminate, with antique French oak coloured eyes and perfectly manicured hands. Their shared love of 20th century musical theatre had sealed the deal, and loosened her inhibitions with regard to male-female relations.

It was a short step from discussing Tyne Daly’s tenure as Mame on Broadway to the king size bed in Harry’s room. Whilst not exactly an earth shattering encounter it had been perfectly successful from a functional point of view, and Purity had been rather pleased to realise that she could apparently delight the male of the species every bit as much the female. True at the crucial moment she had required the assistance of Sigourney Weaver stripping down to her underwear in Alien to effect the final fade to white, nevertheless she allowed herself a small smirk as Harry’s own pleasure made itself known.

They consorted, there was no other term for it, for a few days after that. But then a certain Coco Hernandez, a lithe 25 year old Venezuelan tennis coach, arrived at the conference in the retinue of the infamous Contessa Consuela Minges di Miningues, the pasta heiress and owner of one of the world’s most admired ostrich farms (on the private island of Caprice just off the Ligurian coast). It wasn’t long before Purity was hitting aces on and off the court, and Harry found himself once again a free agent. Happily enough, his sensitive features proved to be exactly the kind of look to appeal to the Contessa, and Harry too was swiftly otherwise occupied. Purity and Harry had parted on good terms and remained convivially, if rather infrequently, in contact to this day.

“Purity McCall, how utterly unexpected!” bellowed Harry across the infosphere.

“Harry you slimy toad what the hell are you up to!” purred Purity as a huge grin broke across her face. “Sweet thing I need a favour” she continued “fast, and no questions. Can you deal?”

Purity swivelled round and winked at Rock, who was watching her from the other side of the room. His face was placid, but they both knew that a lot was riding on getting on to Caprice as soon as possible. As Caprice was one of the most select and well guarded of the Med Island Compounds, everything rested on Purity’s ability to charm an old bed partner out of yet one more favour. The island compounds had been springing up all over the Med in the years after the great server crash of 2015. If the world was going to go to hell in a handbag the rich and famous wanted that handbag to be Prada, and in the exclusive company of only the finest other handbags. Not even Dirk’s data card could get them on to Caprice, this was an invite only deal, and no amount of cash (hard or soft) could change that.

“When do you want to leave Purity?” said Harry.

Charles de Gaulle Airport, Paris, July 8th.

Rock Foucault effortlessly heaved the tooled leather travelling trunk onto the luggage belt at the entrance to the private jet lounge and check in. To a normal man the task would have been well nigh impossible. For the enormous Rock however it was a mere bagatelle. Purity took a moment to admire his barely troubled deltoids, before turning once again to the flight scheduler currently standing between her and her flight to Caprice.

“Okay, I know the stick is a little out of date, but everything else is in order, it’s not an Ex-Eurozone flight and I’m the pilot for christ’s sake. Can’t you cut me a little slack? I can’t be the first pilot ever to forget to upgrade their data stick. I am expected on Caprice today by the Contessa Mingues di Miningues you know.” lied Purity.

Duty Flight Scheduler (Assistant Grade 4b) Elizabeth Catherine Mary O’Hara adjusted her scarf for the umpteenth time that day, paused just long enough to make sure that the desperate pilot in front of her fully understood the gravity of the protocol breach, and sucked a lungful of air in through the gap between her two perfectly white front teeth. “Honey I could care less about the Contessa whatever de whatever. I wanna see a clean data stick swipe or the Contessa can whistle for you. You pilots just don’t seem to get it. This is not a people thing, this is a data thing. And in this world data things need to be carefully attended too. And no Contessa, or extenuating circumstances, can get in the way of my standard operating procedures manual. I’m sorry honey, but there are no exceptions here at Eurozone Airports Inc. No swipe, no flight.” A swish of her flashing red hair added to the finality of her statement as she stared defiantly into Purity’s admittedly gorgeous eyes.

“Look, Mizzz…”, Purity drawled as she lent over the counter and squinted devastatingly at the name badge on Elizabeth’s ample bosom, “O’Hara, is there nothing I can do to move this situation… forward?”. Purity eyes trawled languidly up Elizabeth’s chest until she caught the beguiled assistant in her best full-blue stare. “Perhaps we could discuss this in your office?” Purity motioned her head towards the tiny cubicle behind the by now furiously flushing Elizabeth.

She emerged 45 minutes later, slightly flushed and with a smirk playing about her suspiciously red looking lips. “Come on Rock don’t just stand there flexing your gluteus maximus, we’ve got a flight window to make!”. Rock rolled his eyes and grinned, quickly smothering his complicit look as Ms O’Hara emerged rumpled, ruffled and bewitched. “Purity, it’s been an absolute pleasure. Now you remember to stop by my desk the next time you are passing through. Old Lizzie will be only too happy to, ermm, assist you with your travel plans.” Purity looked back fondly at the flustered flight assistant, “Why Ms O’Hara, quite frankly my dear I will always give a damn when it comes to you.” And with that she yanked Rock out the security doors and sprinted towards their jet. “Come on big guy, we have a mystery to solve, a friend to save, and a beach to check out.”




Because as Handel reminds us…

... real life is the bastard love child of tragedy and comedy (conceived in a drunken stupor in a bus shelter at 2am, possibly with a member of your own family).

 

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